How much are you worth?

I know a number of people out there who are going to start work, and some of them even complain that their pay is mediocre. Come on, deep down inside i know you think you are worth much more than you are getting paid. DONT LIE TO ME!

According to a bunch of dudes on the internet, i am worth $2,091,264 if i sell myself.I think that's too little actually. I downplayed my good points in the survey. And incase you were wondering, I filled in the bad habits parts honestly.

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Tell us your score in the tagboard alright? We will collate a list and publish it. Your author here has to remind you that I am not for sale though. You can't afford my actual selling price, no matter how much you might complain that i am overpriced. But if you have a few millions to spare, I will willingly rent myself to you for a few days. Plus you must be really nice and sweet to me, if not I will come up with a list of hidden charges that will cause you to GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200. I don't think any of you are up it.