Shopping tips for aunties

They say ignorance is bliss, but i say sometimes, ignorance makes people stupid. And stupidity is uncurable. Please note that this is not an elitist post, nor am i promoting elitism. I don't advocate it, but it already exists.

Now, on to the main point before I go tempt fate with probability in chemistry mcqs. For the purpose of education, I was trotting down the streets, or rather, the marketplace near my block this morning. As i was passing by the fruit stall, I overheard a pretty interesting conversation.

Auntie: "These apples sweet or not huh?"
Stallholder: "Er, ya"
Auntie: "How much ar?"

For you avid shoppers and future aunties to be, please, take my advice and learn from her mistakes. Why would you ever ask the owner of the business whether the things that he is selling are good? And basing your decision to purchase on his reply to ur inquiries abt that is even more stupid. so,

LIMPEHZ SHOPPING TIPS (for aunties in general)
#1 - DONT ASK THE STALLHOLDER FOR HIS OPINION OF WHAT YOU WANT TO BUY. THEY MAKE A PROFIT IF U BUY SO THEY WILL OBVIOUSLY CONVINCE U TO BUY!