the apocalypse

What, what will we do, when girls around the world see this movie??

refer to pt. 114 of previous post.

Instead of ranting about how girls obviously have it better then guys, in THIS post, I, the militant defender of women rights, will attempt to expound upon why guys have it better then girls. (I expect this will be a short entry)

Reasons to be a guy

1) Phone conversations are over in under 5 minutes.
2) You can pack for a vacation with only one suitcase. This is mainly due to the fact that girls require a different outfit for every conceivable occasion, even conceiving. (I still can't believe there is a line of clothing called maternity wear)
3) You don't need to worry about people looking up your skirt. (most girls don't have to as well, on account of their fat thighs)
4) You wear 3 articles of clothing, compared to a possible 5 to 6 for girls.
5) Your hairstyle stays in fashion for decades.
6) Blood tends to stay in your body rather then come out every month, which may potentially attract vampires
7) When you say something, you mean it.
8) Gray hair and good suits = distinguished. Nice dresses on old women = no.
9) The only thing you worry about when you see food is if it tastes nice.
10)You won't wear revealing clothes and then worry that people are staring at you.