"I ARE TEH JAPANESE MAN!"
Taka: Japanese men do not help with this
Algren: [grabs firewood basket] I am not Japanese
The above is an exchange that happens in The Last Samurai, when Algren (Tom Cruise) sees Taka carrying a heavy firewood basket and rushes forward to help her. The setting was 1876, abt 130 years ago. Fast forward to modern day Japan. I'm sure Japanese men STILL do not help with that. However, I think that the reason has changed. They are too busy watching anime and reading manga, being otaku [nerds]. And the people who "am not Japanese", well, they continued helping.
WHAT? YOU DONT BELIEVE ME?
Look around you. If ure a girl, look beside you at ur boyfriend. If you are a guy, look at yourself or the guy beside you who has a girlfriend.
Instead of firewood baskets, we they have evolved, like all living things in nature, and now... we carry these.
And to make things worse, some of our girlfriends don't even carry nice bags like these. And in response to the govt's constant call for a higher birthrate, let me ask them a question. Where got time? We're busy carrying handbags!
So guys, next time your girlfriend hands you her handbag, push her away gently and say: "I ARE TEH JAPANESE MAN!"
Disclaimer: The above words represent the author's ranting and he does not care whether you agree with him. If you don't, you are most probably wrong. If you agree, give yourself a pat on the back.
Algren: [grabs firewood basket] I am not Japanese
The above is an exchange that happens in The Last Samurai, when Algren (Tom Cruise) sees Taka carrying a heavy firewood basket and rushes forward to help her. The setting was 1876, abt 130 years ago. Fast forward to modern day Japan. I'm sure Japanese men STILL do not help with that. However, I think that the reason has changed. They are too busy watching anime and reading manga, being otaku [nerds]. And the people who "am not Japanese", well, they continued helping.
WHAT? YOU DONT BELIEVE ME?
Look around you. If ure a girl, look beside you at ur boyfriend. If you are a guy, look at yourself or the guy beside you who has a girlfriend.
Instead of firewood baskets, we they have evolved, like all living things in nature, and now... we carry these.
And to make things worse, some of our girlfriends don't even carry nice bags like these. And in response to the govt's constant call for a higher birthrate, let me ask them a question. Where got time? We're busy carrying handbags!
So guys, next time your girlfriend hands you her handbag, push her away gently and say: "I ARE TEH JAPANESE MAN!"
Disclaimer: The above words represent the author's ranting and he does not care whether you agree with him. If you don't, you are most probably wrong. If you agree, give yourself a pat on the back.
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