Men VS Women

And if you think I am wrong, here are some supporting evidence of society's unfairness towards us MEN.

Men VS Women

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist pig; if you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never time for her; if you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation; if you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it’s favoritism; if she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

If you cry, you’re a wimp; if you don’t, you’re insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination. If she asks you, it’s a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert. If you don’t, you are gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are sexist. If you don’t, you are unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain. If you don’t, you are a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you are after something. If you don’t, you are not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements, you are full of yourself. If you’re not, you have no ambition.

If she has a headache, she is tired; if you have a headache, you are gay.

If you want it too often, you are oversexed. If you don’t, you’re gay.

--Gene Simmons
Sex, Money, Kiss