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I have to reiterate the point that I am not a superstitious person and the following, previous and upcoming entries are merely for public education and entertainment. Whether you choose to believe my divine interpretations of the happenings of the future, you just have to accept that I cannot cater to everyone. I only give a generalised reading for everyone. If you want a more detailed report based on your own sign and age, contact limpehz by calling 999. Nono. Don't. If you do that I don't have to predict your future for you anymore. You will have NO MORE FUTURE.

29th Nov - 6th Dec --->
What starts out as a slow moving week may soon accelerate into a frenzy of events that leave you gasping for breath. Not that it is a bad thing though, as it rejuvenates your social life and allows you to spend time with your loved ones. A time of gathering might also signal the time for departures. What you have taken for granted will not be around for much longer and you should take this period of time to look further down the path.