Tuesday, November 28, 2006

grammaticalness

I cant believe i spent time counting this out, but here are my results on the weird numerological test.


Number Three: Three is ruled by the planet Jupiter resulting in a new integration and wholeness. It represents a lively, cheerful, benevolent, realistic, spiritual mind. It is a masculine planet. (HEAR THAT???? I AM NOT GAY YOU FAGGOTS PUN FULLY INTENDED) Three can also relate to expansiveness and learning through life experiences. It is considered to be lucky, and is often associated with money and good fortune. Three can depict several people joining together to achieve a common goal, whether through a social or professional affiliation. Three also represents communication of all kinds, expression, drama, acting, and humor.(I'm such a good actor I can hide the fact that I am one from myself) It also represents the number associated with creativity. As a basis of all creation, the blending of creative energy of one (male) and two (female) create new life, so the resulting creation is associated with the number three. (Hi daddy one and mommy two) Its basic drive is acquire wisdom. (Indeed, I is wish to acquire wisdom.) It also restless, inquisitive and has an instinctive mind to explore. It can be completely free of malice. It represents the eyes which sparkle and twinkle with refreshing humour. Number Three is bold, courageous, truth-seeker and the quality of insight.(The grammar is painful, too painful) Above all, number Three is the true persona of an intellect.

Number Eight: Eight is ruled by the planet Saturn. It is considered to be the number of karmic influences where we are called upon to pay debts incurred in this and previous lives. (Oh god my next life is screwed) It is very pragmatic and with a balanced justice.(What on earth is with a balanced justice?? Maybe I will become a lawyer that takes gymnastics on the side???) It causes delay in all things.(LAGGGG) It gives slow but the steady progress.(HAHAHAHAHA OH THE GRAMMAR) It represents the hard ethics to follow everybody.(OH GOD THE HILARIOUSNESS) It represents hard work and lessons learned through experience, and can therefore be a difficult number for some because of the very restrictiveness of its nature. More than any other number, eight seeks money and material success.(Who wants to be a gajillionaire??) It also gives a strong life-longevity to a person.(Amazingly this coincides with something a palm reader told me recently) However, the hardships eight faces in pursuit of its rewards are extreme. Huge reversals in life are common for the eight. Because reputation and community standing are of paramount importance, those who have it figured prominently (HAHAHHA) would be wise to lead honest lives, otherwise any indiscretions will more than likely be uncovered in a most unflattering manner. Above all, The number Eight, is a true persona of a old. (HAHAHAHA PLEASE ITS AN OLD)

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