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Your friendly author here has finally decided to get off his lazy butt and write an update for this blog which no 1 probably reads anymore! It's okay, we all do crazy things now and then. In fact, we probably do crazy things all the time and no 1 notices because they do it too, and nobody is ever conscious of the fact that they're crazy. for example, 22 grown men getting paid millions a week to chase a ball around on a field.

okay, down to business. first, yours truly and my co-author are no longer the lowest lifeforms in green uniforms. we are now the SECOND lowest lifeforms, which is a decent improvement. we are now supposed to be on leave, but we forgot to update for so long that we are now going back into the army after our leave is over. yours truly is off to start his career as a naval officer trainee, while our dear friend is off to be an armored infantry trooper! all the best to him, hopefully the tank doesn't squish him.

today, i had the best night's sleep in quite a while. i credit it to my spleen, because i have no idea what it does and it rarely gets any credit anyway. i am now full of energy and unable to sleep so i'll die tmr reporting to SAFTI MI, WARRIORS' HALL.

my parents are bugging me to get off the com though, and i have 0 creativity left in my brain processes after surviving 3 months on the "YOU DO WHAT I SAY" environment of tekong, so byebye for now, hope im funnier another time!