That's it. Yours truly has had enough of army commanders repeating their overly recycled insults. For the past 9 weeks, I've listened to the same insults like "Fuck you understand?" fly around, with no attempt at making creative enhancements to them.

Instead of saying "FUCK U UNDERSTAND?" everytime they raised their middle fingers, commanders should try the following line:

"You are the reason God created the middle finger."

To people who just wont keep their mouth shut despite polite warnings:
"I don't mind that you are talking as long as you don't mind that I'm not listening."

And if he still wont shut up, jz carry on whatever you are doing. When he finally shuts his trap, turn ur head towards him slowly and say: "you were saying?"

To the dumbass who always screws up whatever instructions given to him:
(when he is looking lost and in despair) "What's on your mind? *dramatic pause of several seconds* oh wait, i forgot you don't have one"

If he says "huh?"
You slap your forehead and go: "WTF. You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone."

Whoever said that a man of few words was a man of action definitely missed out on the keypoint. A man of few words is one who spoke his mind, but didnt have much of it to start with.

Disclaimer: The author claims no responsibility for any harm incurred by individuals who decide to use the above mentioned insults. If your target of insult is too dumb to understand the insults, please, refer them to me. I will start a clinic to cure stupidity. There's no cure really, but they just don't get it do they?

Ok la ok la, don't worry, if ure reading this blog, ure not stupid. However, if u believed the statement i jz made, ure damn stupid.

The next time you decide not to forget to do your homework, try this...

student: "Ma'am, would you ever punish someone for something he didnt do?"
if ure lucky, she'll pretend to be all righteous and say "of course not!"
that's when u tell her the truth "Ma'am, I didnt do the maths assignment that's due today"