powder bath
SAF: "Because our soldier must be equipped with the sense of urgencies" <--- pardon the gramar
pardon the spelling too.
like my fellow co-author, i have not been replying smses, although this is partially due to the fact that my phone doesnt receive 90% of the smses sent to it while its off.
hello shens, as shifu has already said, patience is a virtue. for example, we hurried and hurried on the last day of field camp, did about 3 hours work in 1 hour, ate breakfast while covering our graves, and went to the battleground to wait 3 hours for our turn. =)
valuable lessons learnt from field camp!
1) gravediggers are the most physically fit people ever. seriously, digging a trench about 30 cm deep has destroyed my hands, my legs, my back, and took me about 24 hours.
2) everything we do is interpreted as testing the system. for example, we aren't supposed to litter, so when the commanders find a small scrap of wrapper, they fall all of us in in full battle order and demand to know if we are trying to test the system. then they fuck us over.
2LT : (company name) <--- censored due to the millions of threats we have received about naming army stuff on our blogs
Us : YES SIR
2LT : (company name)
Us: YES SIR
2LT : YOU ALL FUCKING HELL WANT TO TEST SYSTEM IS IT?
Us: NO SIR
2LT: I TOLD YOU ALL FUCKING A LOT OF TIMES DON'T FUCKING LITTER RIGHT?
Us : YES SIR
2LT : THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS (holds up a small scrap of paper)
Us : ....
2LT : ALL DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER IS IT? FUCKING HELL KNOCK IT DOWN
Us : *clapclap* (company name)
2LT : I TOLD YOU ALL DON'T FUCKING TRY AND TEST SYSTEM WITH ME, YOU ROGER THAT?
Us : YES SIR
2LT: YOU FUCKING HELL ROGER THAT??
Us : YES SIR
2LT : CARRY ON
As you can see, we have approximately 2 answers for about every question that is posed to us. Thinking soldiers indeed.
3) Powder bath is the most hilarious thing you will ever see in your life. Never will you see 49 boys in their underwear, holding a rifle each, and looking as white as a ghost. After which, we all sing "THIS IS MY RIFLE" and hold it over our heads, "THIS IS MY GUN" and thrust our crotch out, "THIS IS FOR FIGHTING" and wave our rifle around, "THIS IS FOR FUN" and wave our crotch around, followed by ONE TWO CHECK CLEAR, then we all pull the elastic strap of our underwear and release it, and powder billows out of your underwear. If no powder billows out, you powder bath again.
I'm actually way too tired to blog much now, so I'll save more incidents for my next post because im going to sleep now
pardon the spelling too.
like my fellow co-author, i have not been replying smses, although this is partially due to the fact that my phone doesnt receive 90% of the smses sent to it while its off.
hello shens, as shifu has already said, patience is a virtue. for example, we hurried and hurried on the last day of field camp, did about 3 hours work in 1 hour, ate breakfast while covering our graves, and went to the battleground to wait 3 hours for our turn. =)
valuable lessons learnt from field camp!
1) gravediggers are the most physically fit people ever. seriously, digging a trench about 30 cm deep has destroyed my hands, my legs, my back, and took me about 24 hours.
2) everything we do is interpreted as testing the system. for example, we aren't supposed to litter, so when the commanders find a small scrap of wrapper, they fall all of us in in full battle order and demand to know if we are trying to test the system. then they fuck us over.
2LT : (company name) <--- censored due to the millions of threats we have received about naming army stuff on our blogs
Us : YES SIR
2LT : (company name)
Us: YES SIR
2LT : YOU ALL FUCKING HELL WANT TO TEST SYSTEM IS IT?
Us: NO SIR
2LT: I TOLD YOU ALL FUCKING A LOT OF TIMES DON'T FUCKING LITTER RIGHT?
Us : YES SIR
2LT : THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS (holds up a small scrap of paper)
Us : ....
2LT : ALL DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER IS IT? FUCKING HELL KNOCK IT DOWN
Us : *clapclap* (company name)
2LT : I TOLD YOU ALL DON'T FUCKING TRY AND TEST SYSTEM WITH ME, YOU ROGER THAT?
Us : YES SIR
2LT: YOU FUCKING HELL ROGER THAT??
Us : YES SIR
2LT : CARRY ON
As you can see, we have approximately 2 answers for about every question that is posed to us. Thinking soldiers indeed.
3) Powder bath is the most hilarious thing you will ever see in your life. Never will you see 49 boys in their underwear, holding a rifle each, and looking as white as a ghost. After which, we all sing "THIS IS MY RIFLE" and hold it over our heads, "THIS IS MY GUN" and thrust our crotch out, "THIS IS FOR FIGHTING" and wave our rifle around, "THIS IS FOR FUN" and wave our crotch around, followed by ONE TWO CHECK CLEAR, then we all pull the elastic strap of our underwear and release it, and powder billows out of your underwear. If no powder billows out, you powder bath again.
I'm actually way too tired to blog much now, so I'll save more incidents for my next post because im going to sleep now
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