Who said that bimbos (like some of our friends) don't exist in the land of tekong?


Sometimes getting too serious can have adverse effects on the intended audience. For example...

[ In the army, whenever a commander speaks to you, you must reply in the format of ________, sir/sergeant etc. ]
One fine sunny day in the far away land of tekong, some joker decided that he must take initiative and greet one of the sirs.

Joker: PLATOOON DIAM! (come to attention) GOOD MORNING SIR!
Sir: Good morning
Joker: PERMISSION TO CARRY ON!
Sir: Carry on what?
Joker: Huh?
Sir: Huh ur head lah. Permission to carry on what?
Joker: Errrr... [looks around uneasily] PERMISSION TO CARRY ON STANDING UP!

*everyone present bursts out into uncontrollable laughter except the poor joker*


All he needed to say was "permission to carry on SIR!" but he took the question from SIR too seriously and screwed his sorry ass up. What a bimbo. -_-

To all the females scratching their heads while reading the past few entries, you have to bear with it. We as responsible citizens of tekong have to educate our male readers on life in tekong so that they will not end up like that joker as mentioned above. Thank you for your kind understanding. And if you still don't understand, just call Randy and he will explain it to you. Come on, spam him so that his hp will not have enuff batt to last the whole week!