pre enlistment post

You know, it's quite amusing when I'm the one enlisting into the army, but my mum is the one that is super kanchiong abt it. In fact, I've never seen her so flustered before. Here are a few quotable moments frm our last minute army supplies shopping spreee today.

Mum: EH! U haven buy shampoo lah!
Shifu: Errrr... botak liao where got hair to wash?

Mum: What abt wet tissues? Also never buy leh!
Shifu: Just bring tissue to the ceremony then before u leave pass me wad uve used lor..

Mum: You got bring mp3 in or not?
Shifu: Never.
Mum: Bring leh! Then i can record my nagging and let u listen when u are in camp!
Shifu: .......



Mums are cool. With them around to help with packing, I will be dead if they decide to make me run 24km with my bag. Even 2.4km is enuff to make me lamer than i am now. Ok guys, and girls, and whoever isnt either of the previously mentioned, I am going to miss you lots. RANDY PEH. Pls pass ur ippt so that u can stay out and continue blogging. Dear readers, if randy doesnt update regularly, sms me and i will scream at him. To end off my last entry before enlistment, let me ask u a question.

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY THEY CALL IT ARMY? AND NOT LEGGY,SHOULDERY, NOSEY?

Well its very simple. Because they always make people do pushups in the army. =D